Tuesday, June 28, 2005

Have you visited the Surrealist Compliment Generator yet?

The Green Paint on the Walls Clouds my Thoughts of Flying Planks of Wood, Much Like the Elephant Impaled on the Hood of a Lincoln Town Car. Blood Covers One, Paint the Other, and Love Covers You.

8 comments:

Ben said...

"Your nose hairs scare me."


How is this a compliment?

Ben said...

"You are more beautiful than a bouquet of fossils."

Much better. At least I have beautiful nose hairs.

JLR said...

That, of course, is the beauty of the generator. It makes no sense whatsoever. Although I do sometimes feel that, though not complimentary, "You enter while seven exit" is an accurate description of me at any social activity.

JLR said...

And I've always wanted to work this into a conversation:
If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers.

JLR said...

And, of course, it does try to be helpful, giving out advice such as this:

Demonize your sofa. It will lend forth more peanuts between the cushions.

Ben said...

Or:

You have an irrational fear of sweating... but you don't stink.

Ben said...

(I kill myself)

JLR said...

I think a fear of sweating is not as irrational as if a person were, say, afraid of cream cheese-based food products but not, interestly enough, afraid of cream cheese. (*cough*deals*cough*)