Thursday, June 23, 2005

Speaking of Chicken Jokes

Ok, so since we're making jokes involving the word chicken, now seems like a good time to tell my favorite joke:

Why does a chicken coop have two doors?

10 comments:

JLR said...

Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan. Get it? Coop, coupe. Anyway.

Ben said...

lol.

(Courtesy laugh.)

Ben said...

Why did the chicken cross the road?

George Bush's Answer:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.



Al Gore's Answer:
I invented the chicken. I invented the road. Therefore, the chicken crossing the road represented the application of these two different functions of government in a new, reinvented way designed to bring greater services to the American people.

Another Al Gore Answer:
I fight for the chickens and I am fighting for the chickens right now. I will not give up on the chickens crossing the road! I will fight for the chickens and I will not disappoint them

JLR said...

Ah,yes. The courtesy laugh. As you can imagine, I get that a lot.

Ben said...

Psshaw! I am sure with the combination of your wit, intelligence and humor... people are laughing all the time.

I'm not buyin' it. ;)

JLR said...

:)
Sometimes when I tell that joke, I get nervous laughter. Actual nervous laughter. I'm not sure if they are afraid I'm going to keep telling jokes or if they're just generally afraid of someone who would find that funny.

Ben said...

okay... I realize I am begging for comments here... but where's the love? Have you stopped by my site to say hi... or how cool my posts are? Am I being impatient? Or are you just being Chicken?

lol.

JLR said...

Mmm, ok, I have to confess, this blog should have been called "lazy chicken." I read your blog several times a day, and I laugh. Unfortunately, everyone else always posts witty responses, and it takes a lot of effort for me to come up with something better than "yeah, what she said." Maybe I need to drink some of Jes's "smart water."

Also, I feel very guilty about blogging at work. Perhaps I will spend a little less time staring ou t the window. Then I should have more time for more blog commenting.

Except I have absolutely nothing to say about nose-picking. :)

Ben said...

Can't believe I had that much to say about it really. ;)

Jennboree said...

I have a courtesy laugh type of joke but it isn't exactly PC and I don't want to PO anyone. Guess I'm too chicken :)